tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22118626450121579042011-04-21T11:58:55.758-07:00Ageing Telethonericvonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16627800898768773632noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2211862645012157904.post-2348927479953342842008-09-01T16:40:00.000-07:002008-09-02T09:25:46.784-07:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Telethon '08</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Choice moments from this year's Jerry Lewis Telethon:</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jerry Out of Breath in First 2 Minutes</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XKCMLyQYCMM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XKCMLyQYCMM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jan Screws Up Entrance</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3ZrXtnvQkNE&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3ZrXtnvQkNE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ed Makes Weird Faces Stunned as Jerry Speaks</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dUHe9tIQZJ0&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dUHe9tIQZJ0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jerry Calls One 'Kid' a Drunken Broad</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/la515U5kato&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/la515U5kato&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Curtain Doesn't Open</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oPn6CZHn2h0&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oPn6CZHn2h0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Jerry Makes Fun of MDA Doctor</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oGS9ykJBY5s&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oGS9ykJBY5s&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">300 Polish Dentists</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xdnofoDvY1Q&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xdnofoDvY1Q&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Jerry on Reality Shows</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QCByucfIRY8&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QCByucfIRY8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Jerry Berates his Band Leader</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7ohnpdNVeCI&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7ohnpdNVeCI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">What the Hell is That?</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sKwsoTegzo8&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sKwsoTegzo8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Jerry Aggravated w/ Floor Staff</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YFic5zxgT_g&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YFic5zxgT_g&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Jerry Calls Jan 'Easy'</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bym5TctAFkk&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bym5TctAFkk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />Jerry's Pedophile Joke</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aMLSPg4dxAM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aMLSPg4dxAM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t&ct=:ePkh8BM9EwLbocwl4FiSk5hXkqij4O6ooxAa7OjE7Rji4-gX4ggS8Zi4WgfuhjyIQ1iEmFJzkJzDAHYQzC1GAsY1e2ME5HnMnZutFV_MfHnxFxtQ_S821pz85MQcAO9fHNA/1-0&fp=48bdeede2dad1901&ei=BWi9SLjwEY6CzgTe6IS9Ag&url=http%3A//ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g5Vc1I2LF4lKq52XHwiK1ciFf0hgD92UEV1O0&cid=0&sig2=S3QJYlpgobftRuISHziDWg&usg=AFQjCNGfN5x16_617zJJvqUx6JGPew__Xg" target="_blank">Lewis telethon raises record $65 million for MDA</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2211862645012157904-234892747995334284?l=ageingtelethon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ericvonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16627800898768773632noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2211862645012157904.post-67887773791545476662007-09-08T14:20:00.000-07:002008-04-04T11:18:09.870-07:00News Jog !Extra!- [Scenes From an Ageing Telethon]The Jog is a big Jerry Lewis fan. The Jog loves his inflated ego and general cruelty toward others- The Jog loves his stupid movies and the annual telethon is looked forward to as a second Christmas. Gifts await every year for those with the intestinal fortitude to stick it out.<br /><br />Of course the Jog gives to the cause every year- because it's a worthy cause and because it helps to absolve that guilty feeling that arises from being so wickedly entertained by something that is, in truth, a very serious charity event.<br /><br />The telethon has always yielded great show-biz 'moments'. But advanced ageing has conspired to deliver the perfect storm known as Telethon '07.<br /><br />Enjoy:<br /><br /><br />Telethon '07 Jerry's 1st Senior Moment<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MOytv899jFE"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MOytv899jFE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Jerry's Japanese Jokes<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_eGuordzuwk"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_eGuordzuwk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Jerry's Hitler Joke<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HfZK21K6PIc"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HfZK21K6PIc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Jerry Slams Absentee Guests<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6lj_-o2wYXA"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6lj_-o2wYXA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Jerry on Chair<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EUYDh-joDaA"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EUYDh-joDaA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Jerry Slams Ed During Intro<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1kAHqlFti08"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1kAHqlFti08" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Ed's Very Awkward Senior Moment #1<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c5RCUer0Hrs"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c5RCUer0Hrs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Jerry's Senior Moment #2<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l_QSvWE_HkA"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l_QSvWE_HkA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Ed's Very Awkward Senior Moment #2<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/37Ifs5DGHeA"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/37Ifs5DGHeA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Ed's Very Awkward Senior Moment #3<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VYZXOhMzFns"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VYZXOhMzFns" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Ed's Very Awkward Senior Moment #4 (Ed Loses a Tooth)<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xw8J8I7xTtQ"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xw8J8I7xTtQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />[Unfortunately technical difficulties prevented us from culling video from the last eight hours of the telethon. But fear not- there is audio, and of course we've added coverage of the famous F-word moment. We'll start there and make our way through the audio clips. ]<br /><br />Jerry Drops Gay F-Bomb in Hour 18<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AsmPK3Y04tg&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AsmPK3Y04tg&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Jerry's Senior Moment #3<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ef7p5hpcNlU"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ef7p5hpcNlU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Ed's Very Awkward Senior Moment #5 <br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/va6kbEg0_68"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/va6kbEg0_68" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Abe Lincoln Porn<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s7nQcSBVvTE"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s7nQcSBVvTE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Telethon '07 Indecipherable Jerry<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ciMhFCWtRfA"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ciMhFCWtRfA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2211862645012157904-6788777379154547666?l=ageingtelethon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ericvonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16627800898768773632noreply@blogger.com0