Monday, September 1, 2008

Telethon '08

Choice moments from this year's Jerry Lewis Telethon:

Jerry Out of Breath in First 2 Minutes



Jan Screws Up Entrance




Ed Makes Weird Faces Stunned as Jerry Speaks




Jerry Calls One 'Kid' a Drunken Broad



Curtain Doesn't Open


Jerry Makes Fun of MDA Doctor


300 Polish Dentists



Jerry on Reality Shows



Jerry Berates his Band Leader


What the Hell is That?



Jerry Aggravated w/ Floor Staff




Jerry Calls Jan 'Easy'




Jerry's Pedophile Joke



Lewis telethon raises record $65 million for MDA

Saturday, September 8, 2007

News Jog !Extra!-
[Scenes From an Ageing Telethon]

The Jog is a big Jerry Lewis fan. The Jog loves his inflated ego and general cruelty toward others- The Jog loves his stupid movies and the annual telethon is looked forward to as a second Christmas. Gifts await every year for those with the intestinal fortitude to stick it out.

Of course the Jog gives to the cause every year- because it's a worthy cause and because it helps to absolve that guilty feeling that arises from being so wickedly entertained by something that is, in truth, a very serious charity event.

The telethon has always yielded great show-biz 'moments'. But advanced ageing has conspired to deliver the perfect storm known as Telethon '07.

Enjoy:


Telethon '07 Jerry's 1st Senior Moment


Telethon '07 Jerry's Japanese Jokes


Telethon '07 Jerry's Hitler Joke


Telethon '07 Jerry Slams Absentee Guests


Telethon '07 Jerry on Chair


Telethon '07 Jerry Slams Ed During Intro


Telethon '07 Ed's Very Awkward Senior Moment #1


Telethon '07 Jerry's Senior Moment #2


Telethon '07 Ed's Very Awkward Senior Moment #2


Telethon '07 Ed's Very Awkward Senior Moment #3


Telethon '07 Ed's Very Awkward Senior Moment #4 (Ed Loses a Tooth)


[Unfortunately technical difficulties prevented us from culling video from the last eight hours of the telethon. But fear not- there is audio, and of course we've added coverage of the famous F-word moment. We'll start there and make our way through the audio clips. ]

Jerry Drops Gay F-Bomb in Hour 18


Telethon '07 Jerry's Senior Moment #3


Telethon '07 Ed's Very Awkward Senior Moment #5


Telethon '07 Abe Lincoln Porn


Telethon '07 Indecipherable Jerry